A chronicle of the pregnancy, birth, and lives of our fraternal twin boys
People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like “be realistic.
(via the--kel--smith)
I’m so down on myself tonight. I feel like I was really committed to getting healthy, and I was seeing such amazing results, and then I just gave up. I went back to my old eating habits, and all that amazing progress is gone and I’m right back where I started. Why do I always do this?
We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag.
So today my brother casually mentioned, in reference to his love life, that all the good ones are married already. And I know he wasn’t referring to me, but ouch.
(via notoriouscog)
“It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.”
— Hugh Laurie
The stress i feel about going back to school is overwhelming. This was much needed today.
(via kristinamarie)
cogsworthhasenteredthebuilding:
never not reblog this ever
The one time Fox News does something okay.
Andy, you are a God.
This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.
What a sassy republican.
sass all over you
(via lovehealthlive)
Hellllooooo abs!!!
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